<br><div id="postmessage_261658" class="t_msgfont">刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:<br>
前台小姐:“hello.”<br>
美国人:“hi.”<br>
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”<br>
美国人:“can you speak english?”<br>
前台小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”<br>
美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”<br>
前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”<br>
美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”<br>
前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one arth have what thing?”<br>
美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”<br>
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”<br>
美国人吐血。。。</div>

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哈哈，如此直白的英语肯定老外是不懂得

没有中文解释一下吗,有点看不明白