<DIV class=tpc_content>1、一辆车把女孩撞了，女孩从地上爬起来说：“女孩很生气，后果很严重”——天下无贼<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/01.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/01.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/01.jpg" border=0></A><BR>2、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把女孩撞倒。帅哥司机下车，把女孩送去医院，然后不停探望然后不停追求然后出现第三者然后他们俩感情爆发然后其中一人得血癌死掉——韩国煽情偶像剧。<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/02.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/02.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/02.jpg" border=0></A><BR>3、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把女孩撞倒。司机下车后看到女孩时突然目瞪口呆大惊失色涕泪直流六神无主，然后……插播广告——中国八点档连续剧。<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/03.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/03.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/03.jpg" border=0></A><BR>4、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当即将撞到女孩的时候...女孩突然一个后空翻，在一个侧翻，躲过汽车，汽车刚一停下，女孩一把纠住司机的头发，拉出汽车，立即10个耳光:“想死啊！！！”......——野蛮女友版<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/04.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/04.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/04.jpg" border=0></A><BR>5、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把女孩撞到.当司机扶起女孩并发现其脖子上的胎记时,痛哭流涕.原来女孩是他失散多年的亲妹妹。——新加坡伦理片<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/05.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/05.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/05.jpg" border=0></A><BR>6、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把女孩撞倒,女孩起身发现自己的尸体趟在地上……——人鬼情未了（续集）<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/06.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/06.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/06.jpg" border=0></A><BR>7、一辆汽车飞速驶来，眼看就要撞到女孩，女孩一个健步，闪过身去，慢慢的掏出小手枪，啪的一声，把司机当场击毙——公安题材<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/07.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/07.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/07.jpg" border=0></A><BR>8、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当即将撞到女孩的时候...女孩突然腾空而起,在空中转体720度并从腰间拔出两把手枪,对准汽车不停射击,汽车随即爆炸。——美国大片<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/08.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/08.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/08.jpg" border=0></A><BR>9、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把女孩撞倒, 　　肇事司机耍流氓,跑了. 　　遇见一个东北人，送到医院缝五针，好了 　　女孩请他吃顿饭，喝得少了他不干， 　　他说：俺们那旮都是东北人，俺们那旮特产高丽参，俺们那旮猪肉炖粉条，俺们那旮都是活雷锋。” 　　俺们那旮没有这种人，撞了车了哪能不救人，俺们那旮山上有珍蘑，那个人他不是东北人。——翠花，上酸菜！”。这是雪村......<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/09.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/09.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/09.jpg" border=0></A><BR>10、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把女孩撞倒......“把您的结果编成短信，移动用户发送到8006，连通用户发送到9868，参与我们的短信竞猜，迎取丰富大奖！”——中央电视台5套<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/10.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/10.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/10.jpg" border=0></A><BR>11、一辆汽车飞速驶来，撞倒小女孩。一个小孩子在现场走来走去，然后指着人群里一个看热闹的人说：凶手就是你！——柯南<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/11.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/11.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/11.jpg" border=0></A><BR>12、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把女孩撞倒.司机下车,发现女孩倒在地上手里捧这小强 痛哭道:小强我们从小相依为命,不想今天白发人送黑发人——香港无厘头<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/12.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/12.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/12.jpg" border=0></A><BR>13、一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把女孩撞到.女孩瞬间接听电话然后消失——这是黑客帝国<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/13.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/13.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/13.jpg" border=0></A><BR>14、　一辆汽车飞速驶来,当即将撞到女孩的时候……车子忽然掉进一个大坑——这是《地道战》<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/14.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/14.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/14.jpg" border=0></A><BR>15、一辆汽车缓缓驶来,当驶到女孩身旁的时候...女孩突然扑到在车上.然后以被车主撞伤为由 向车主索要现金一万元——北京新交法<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/15.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/15.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/joke.qq.com/images/joke/200504/15/qiche/15.jpg" border=0></A><BR>16. 一辆汽车飞速驶来,当场把女孩撞倒。帅哥司机下车,见女孩身体呈严重S行----***撞到芙蓉姐姐了!!!!!!<BR><A href="http://bbs.tom.com/showpic.php?url=http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/img04.21cn.com/2005/06/16/3930827.jpg" target=_blank><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/img04.21cn.com/2005/06/16/3930827.jpg');" src="http://2006.egaoba.com/Images/C.Photos/img04.21cn.com/2005/06/16/3930827.jpg" border=0></A></DIV>

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