<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24.1pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=center><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">上班族“黑话”全接触（纯属娱乐）<SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">1.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">普通员工<SPAN>(</SPAN>不是太聪明<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">2.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">格外出色<SPAN>(</SPAN>目前还没犯错误<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">3.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">善于社交<SPAN>(</SPAN>能喝<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">4.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">观察能力强<SPAN>(</SPAN>经常打小报告<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">5.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">工作态度热忱<SPAN>(</SPAN>固执己见<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">6.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">思维敏捷<SPAN>(</SPAN>能迅速找到借口<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">7.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">进取向上<SPAN>(</SPAN>常请大家吃饭<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">8.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">复杂工作上逻辑清晰<SPAN>(</SPAN>能把工作推给别人<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">9.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">判断能力强<SPAN>(</SPAN>手气不错<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">10.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">事业心强<SPAN>(</SPAN>暗地里害人<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">11.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">为人随和<SPAN>(</SPAN>随时可以解雇<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">12.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">模范员工<SPAN>(</SPAN>上班准时<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">13.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">善于释放压力<SPAN>(</SPAN>上班打瞌睡<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">14.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">工作第一位<SPAN>(</SPAN>丑得没有人约<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 102.4pt; mso-char-indent-count: 8.5"><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">15.</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">独立工作能力强<SPAN>(</SPAN>谁也不知道他在干什么<SPAN>)</SPAN></SPAN></STRONG></P>

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